Typist: So, you had a big night, did you?
Boy (file photo at right): Um, yeah. I liked the walk part better than the bath part.
Typist: Any idea why you get so smelly and oily?
Boy: Um... well, it is my way. It's what I do.
Typist: Thought about maybe not rolling in stuff in the yard?
Boy: Hey! I don't roll in stuff!
Boy: Um, not that much stuff, anyway.
Typist: We're supposed to have company this Friday night. They haven't seen you in years. Think you can stay clean until then?
Typist: Because we will give you another bath if you need one.
Boy: Umm... I love you?
Typist: Nice try. I love you, too. Now, try stay clean! Or at least a little less dirty.
Boy: Hey! Look! A toy!