Yes, it's Tuesday. And so is the dog (file photo at right).Typist: Good morning, girl.
Tuesday: Hello.
Typist: So, what about yesterday evening? What was up with that?
Tuesday: Bunnies. They taunt me. They sneak out of the yard.
Typist: Still, there was no need to dig a foot-deep hole along the fence line.
Tuesday: Define "need."
Typist: Well, you don't have any right to complain when we're cleaning mud clods out of the fur between your paw pads. You put them there. Your fault.
Tuesday: I was going to lick them out later.
Typist: Yeah, on our carpet!
Tuesday: I don't know why you make such a big deal out of carpet.
Typist: Actually, I don't either. It's pretty old.... But hey! We are having a house guest tomorrow, and things have to look presentable.
Tuesday: (sigh) Don't even ask me to stop shedding. It's my life's purpose.
Typist: Okay, here's the plan: there's still a hole under the fence line, and I don't want you making it any bigger. It's not safe to risk having you and Angus running around the neighborhood. You're both staying inside today.
Tuesday: Do I get the couch?
Typist: You have to share the couch.
Tuesday: (sigh) Okay.
2 comments:
Is Tuesday a 14 year old human female? Too funny!
I think it's somethign to do with the class of 08...The lovely Libby both moults for England and is a very keen gardener. Holes in all sorts of places in the vicarage garden - which was pretty bombed out before she arrived (this being a brand new house, with no garden work done at all). I've never had a digging dog, but I don't know how to dissuade her.
Oooh...and guess what your verification is today
OBAMA
Truly it is :-)
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