Somebody is getting dropped off at the vet first thing in the morning.
Somebody has been playing host to other, smaller, unwelcome creatures.
Somebody made that fact evident this evening, in a most disgusting way, on the carpet.
Never before in my nine years (nine years!) of having dogs as co-residents have I dealt with this, um, situation.
I was assured by a vet tech it could wait until morning. I just hope they all stay put until morning.
Somebody will most certainly have a towel underneath her when she gets in my car tomorrow.